he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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