K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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