When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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