I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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