Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Barsexuality is the new black.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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