I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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