real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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