Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
So vagazzling was a success
I love you. Go after that dick
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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