if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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