I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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