those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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