Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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