oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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