I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
So much Jack, so little girl.
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