I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
