Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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