she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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