You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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