Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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