the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Your tits are I can't wait for
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
