Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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