I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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