you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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