But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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