Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Enjoy the penises
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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