Your dad touched me again.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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