Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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