i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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