Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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