Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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