My first STD was from a foam party
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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