Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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