That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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