Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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