so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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