I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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