She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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