he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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