You're my little dorito
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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