come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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