If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You need a sexual gate keeper
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
