I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
What a dumb baby whore.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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