the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
