yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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