no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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