Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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