hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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