I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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