Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Alive.
So much puke
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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