Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Shame is for Republicans.
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