if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
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so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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